Author: Drak <HRL707@gmail.com>     Reply to Message
Date: 3/13/2020 9:40:13 AM
Subject: Bidet Gun

I haven't used toilet paper in 8 years. In the eastern hemisphere, their butts are way cleaner. They shoot themselves with the gun. I don't get why people over here don't do that.

If you pick up a piece of dog poop on the ground with your bare hands, would you go home and clean your hands off with just paper towel? No, you would use water immediately. So why don't we take the same care with our buttholes? It doesn't make any sense. My gun shoots water at 22 mph and completely cleans me without need for paper. I dry with a towel that I wash every week but there is no need for that as 99.9%+ of stuff has already been blasted off like a fire hose.

No TP, ever!
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