A dude in the sky is watching you masturbate. He sent his kid to earth 2 thousand years ago. Kid turns into a zombie and now we eat his body and drink his blood. If we masturbate too much, we will burn in a lake of fire for eternity.
Sounds right.
| Author: | LaNdo <[email protected]> | |
| Date: | 5/2/2018 1:38:44 PM | |
| Subject: | RE: Religion ? Social Schizophrenia? | |
A dude in the sky is watching you masturbate. He sent his kid to earth 2 thousand years ago. Kid turns into a zombie and now we eat his body and drink his blood. If we masturbate too much, we will burn in a lake of fire for eternity. Sounds right. |
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