You are a prime target on NSAs top 100 list. Because of that, you have a tracking bug on your compooter installed by NSA to track your HBO downloads.
Since I am the prince of The Republic of Blancoran, I can have you removed from the NSA list and send you the $2.76M that NSA has been holding from your bank account. I just need $1373.46 within the next month to pay the transaction fee to move the moeny and remove you from the NSA list. Please confirm by transfer the money to [email protected]
Hope to hear from you soon. Be well.
-R
P.S.A. You wouldn't download a car
P.S.S.S.S. Also, you have to wipe your computer, smash it with a sledge hammer, burn it to ash, bag it, ship it out to sea, tie heavy weights to it, throw it over board, and get a new computer.
No, but srsly... Who did you get the notice from?