Pope:
My parents were staying with me for a visit. I'm out on the couch, they get the bed. I've been sleeping hard since I'm crunching for BO3. I'm awoken one early morning to my front door opening and a shadowy figure meanders in all slow.
I jump up and shout "YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE MOTHER FUCKER!!!" really loud so my parents are warned we have an intruder.
I'm beginning my bullrush when the vagabond turns around real calm and slow... its my mom coming back from a morning walk. I called my mom a mother fucker... and my dad laughed and laughed and laaaaaughed.