I sit when I pee now. A few good reasons I have. One time at somebody's house I went to pee in my usual standing position, I guess I had some lint in the outlet and I split the stream. One stream hit the magazine rack and the other stream was into their waste basket.
I also hate the splash back all over the place. I pee on the side of the bowl to avoid splash, but that's never a guarantee. Then there's the splatter from the shake.
Speaking of the shake, now that I'm gettn close to 50 fucking years old, a couple of taps is not enough sometimes. Now it's a couple of taps a few shakes, a little milking, some more taps and still it dribbles a little more.
Just kidding about the milking, I only do that with pornhub, and never in the bathroom. And thank god it still goes up despite my old age.
Now if I can get my 13yo to quit pissing all over the seat. FUCKING LIFT THE SEAT At LEASst...
So yea, I pee like a girl for proper containment.
