Author: injate <[email protected]>     Reply to Message
Date: 12/11/2015 8:28:11 PM
Subject: Star Wars is Garbage

http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2015/12/11/star-wars-is-garbage/

"The Alliance is a ragtag band of fighters from many different cultures bonded together by a hatred of the Empire, fighting an asymmetric war resulting in massive collateral damage and loss of civilian life. They take their lead from mystics hiding in caves and swamps, and want to return the galaxy to a primitive religion that hasn’t changed for 600 years. That’s right nerds: the Rebel Alliance is ISIS."

"Another crazy thing? The Jedis say control of the Force comes from “midichlorians” in the blood. Hmm. So now it’s a case of bloodline purity. Jesus, these death-eaters should just put on their SS uniforms and be done with it."

There are other gems in there, I won't spoil them all for you.
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