Told my pregnant wife to sleep while I took our 3ish year old out to the park for 3 hours, and that I'd clean the house when I got back.
Completely ignored my instruction, spent the entire time cleaning the house top to bottom. When I got back she spent the next 3 hours following me around the house, bitching me out about it.
'Slob' 'Lazy' just a couple of the terms hurled at me. Oh, and apparently I don't play video games on the PC, I just furiously masterbate.
