Women go to doctor's all the time. We're all blood and guts. What's the difference? I tell ya though, a finger up the ass seems to pale in comparison to a pap smear. I'm almost 37, I feel 25. Daddy always said you gotta take care of your body when you're 20, not 40 and the problems are starting.
I haven't been to the doctor in 20 years, don't have mom to force me go anymore. I'm a tough piece of meat, built like a brick shit house. Never complain when it hurts. When I was a young 20 something, Mom made me goto the doctor for chest pains. I found out that esophageal spasms can mimic angina in nature and severity. The pain usually follows a meal, or may be provoked by the act of swallowing. Lot's of people go to emergency rooms because they think they're having a heart attack. Mee too.
Doctor said heart problems when you're young, are usaully a birth defect. My heart was checked out anyways, and it was working good.
It can make your left arm hurt, your chest off to the left will also hurt, and nitro calms the effect. All you really need is a Tums. It's a form of heatburn. Mine's been acting up lately. I take note of what I ate that could of caused it. Cheap easter chocolate this time I think.
Or is it? I don't want a finger up my ass, but I need a complete physical. I see Mitch Heburg gone at 37 from a bad ticker and I get freaked out.
37, fuck, where'd the time go? High Schol was only a couple of years ago, I swear.
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it’s sinking
And racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in the relative way, but you’re older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death
Pink Floyd - Time