Author: Dizzy <asdf>     Reply to Message
Date: 1/23/2008 5:56:44 AM
Subject: Bill Clinton: Screw It, I'm Running For President

"No longer will I have to endure watching candidates like Hillary Clinton engaging in single-pump handshakes with voters, as I use every last ounce of restraint not to shout out, 'No! Warm double-clasp! Warm double-clasp!'" Clinton said. "America deserves someone who can do it right."
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