Author: | Dizzy <asdf> | |
Date: | 1/23/2008 5:56:44 AM | |
Subject: | Bill Clinton: Screw It, I'm Running For President | |
"No longer will I have to endure watching candidates like Hillary Clinton engaging in single-pump handshakes with voters, as I use every last ounce of restraint not to shout out, 'No! Warm double-clasp! Warm double-clasp!'" Clinton said. "America deserves someone who can do it right." |