Author: Zitheral <yep>     Reply to Message
Date: 4/19/2006 7:04:14 PM
Subject: ASK MAEL!

Dear Mael,

I've been dating this chick for almost 6 months now and every time we start making love, she starts farting like a dog. Not just little poots but huge, bass-filed abominations that smell like dead cow intestines. I'm almost at my wits end... we've tried different foods, different drinks, and anti-flatulence medication but NOTHING works. I'm thinking about dumping her but she is so nice and I don't want to hurt her... WHAT DO I DO?


Holding my breath in Greenville