|Date:||3/24/2006 10:43:28 AM|
|Subject:||hahah almost as good as the footsprints|
but seriously, just saying put the cart behind the horse. don't make the same mistake my grandpapapapa did while he was in Kansas about 150 years ago. He bought this horse
then he was like... my wifes got all this shit
and we got like 16 kids
and fuck, i really don't have enough money now to buy a wagon. shit i guess i could try and make one. so he went out and bought some wood, when he got home he was like
oh shit i fucking forgot to buy tools, saws and hammers and shit.
oh my god i'm a retard he said.
and then god came down to him and said my son if you had praid (LOL SP) to me before i would have enlightened you and shown you how it is, but omg you newb you got a horse and wood and wtf you going to do with a horse and wood you nub.
and my grandpapapa was like shit you're right wtf am I going to do with it
and he was like
ok son here is how you do it
you take the lumber and you crack that shit over your knee.
then you take the wood and make a frame.
get that worthless woman over there and have her start tossing mud into those frames. then set the frames out so that I can beat on him with my Solar Flare +5 badassesness.
and so my grandpapapapapa did just that, the mud formed into bricks that he built a house with and thats how I came to live in fucking Iowa.
DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE HE DID. GENERATIONS OF YOUR FAMILY COULD BE STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF FUKING NOWHERE.