Author: Niall <chrisniallathotmaildotcom>     Reply to Message
Date: 9/24/2003 10:12:06 AM
Subject: milkman yuks

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by sayin
"God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."
The father asked,"Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just
seemed like the thing to do."
The next day grandpa died.
The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed and
listened to her prayers, which went like this: "God
bless mommy, God Bless daddy and good- bye grandma."
The next day the grandmother died.
Oh my gosh, thought the father, this kid is in contact
with the other side.
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the
dad heard her say "God bless mommy and good-bye
daddy."
He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all
night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his
office.
He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and
watched the clock.
He figured if he could get by until midnight he would
be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home
at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking
coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every
sound.
Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief
and went home.
When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you
work so late,what's the matter?"
He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just
spent the worst day of my life."
She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never
believe what happened
to me!
This morning the milkman dropped dead on our porch."
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