Author: Dr. H. S. Thompson <g0nz0@woodycreek.com>     Reply to Message
Date: 8/28/2001 2:16:05 AM
Subject: COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!!

It has been brought to my attention that you generation of swine have been, and still are, using copyrighted material (including my picture) and I am hereby serving notice that my Samoan lawyer will be coming after your ass (literally. He likes little boys). Sing your songs of the doomed for I place the Curse of Lono on all of you little pukes. And as soon as I finish my Chevas and microdot cocktail I'll be running for president at the advise of Tricky Dick and you'll really be sorry then. I'll nuke you faggoty canooks back into igloos. Uh, wait. You're still in the Ice Age. Well...I'll come up there and smack that treehugger that hides within your midst.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
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