A friend of mine was once paid,
To put his head in a Coke box,
by this girl who wanted to get laid,
but couldn't handle the visual shock.
He so wanted to get some pu-tang,
so he complied without hesitation,
and cursed the great state of Texas,
with unimaginable damnation.
So know you the reason
people are seeking lucky clovers
cause since boxman got laid this season
hell will certainly freeze over
