Osama bin laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the futre she finds the answer. "You will die on an American holiday" "Which one?" Osama bin laden asks nervously. "it doesnt matter" replied the psychic. "When ever you die it will be an american holiday" *Kami is looking for a new clan*