Author: | [HLM]iCEMAN <[email protected]> | |
Date: | 7/19/2002 10:50:25 PM | |
Subject: | The Dizzy stories | |
Hi rav does diz still... like little dogs who... sniff his crotch... but only after he licks his... anal grease and campbell's chunky beef stew Which, in reality, was not stew....but... windex and jizz mixed together, used as... a facial cream remedy for... the cum bubbles left on his face from... his weekend job as a... wanna be thread deleteing mofo...HOWEVER... his job as a priest has left him without balls, so he fondles the young lads who... he leads to the alley where he works his magic, which is really just... like the stuff his uncle did to him back when.... he liked being whipped by taz... and was into the double team action, but now... his rectum can't handle the constant... friction, therefore he must use butter, which then gets the goat excited and LACTATING, just the way dizzy likes it because that's the way mom "made it", but then... Dizzy did like a LOT of things about mom.... Even though his Oedipus complex has changed to dizzy wanting to screw both his mother AND father he settled for his one true love taz, with whom he shared countless sessions of non-stop.... weirdness involving a whipped cream, a watermelon, and a monkey. Diz was into that kinky... animal bondage and cow semen rituals with... sporks! lots of sporks, because sporks are 'keen' in dizzy's book. in fact he keeps a stock pile in his ass, just in case... he can't pay anybody enough to help him with his.. warts, which he got from Bel's flaming rod of gay fury, shortly before... slog bent over for dizzy to find the buried treasure, which turned out to be... dizzy's anal beads which he thought he'd lost in the farm adventure, where he first met his cousin.. it was love at... uncle toms cabin where he first used the plunger on his ass feeling such such relief because he removed a huge amount of shrimp, which were stuck in there.. after the huge rotting hamster debacle in which several thousand dildos were in fact hamsters, because dizzy loves the feeling he gets when... hamsters run up and down his anal cavity and chases it all down with dildoes after he drives to his negligent proctologist, whos first job was ... was as a log shredder... thus, he is used to... tearing up dat ass, which he frequently... THE END |