Hi rav does diz still...
like little dogs who...
sniff his crotch...
but only after he licks his...
anal grease
and campbell's chunky beef stew
Which, in reality, was not stew....but...
windex and jizz mixed together, used as...
a facial cream remedy for...
the cum bubbles left on his face from...
his weekend job as a...
wanna be thread deleteing mofo...HOWEVER...
his job as a priest has left him without balls, so
he fondles the young lads who...
he leads to the alley where he
works his magic, which is really just...
like the stuff his uncle did to him back when....
he liked being whipped by taz...
and was into the double team action, but now...
his rectum can't handle the constant...
friction, therefore he must
use butter, which then gets the goat excited and
LACTATING, just the way dizzy likes it because
that's the way mom "made it", but then...
Dizzy did like a LOT of things about mom....
Even though his Oedipus complex has changed to
dizzy wanting to screw both his mother AND father
he settled for his one true love taz, with whom he
shared countless sessions of non-stop....
weirdness involving a whipped cream, a watermelon,
and a monkey. Diz was into that kinky...
animal bondage and
cow semen rituals with...
sporks! lots of sporks, because
sporks are 'keen' in dizzy's book. in fact he
keeps a stock pile in his ass, just in case...
he can't pay anybody enough to help him with his..
warts, which he got from
Bel's flaming rod of gay fury, shortly before...
slog bent over for dizzy to find the
buried treasure, which turned out to be...
dizzy's anal beads which he thought he'd lost in
the farm adventure, where he
first met his cousin.. it was love at...
uncle toms cabin where he first used
the plunger on his ass feeling such
such relief because he removed a
huge amount of shrimp, which were stuck in there..
after the huge rotting hamster debacle in which
several thousand dildos
were in fact hamsters, because
dizzy loves the feeling he gets when...
hamsters run up and down his anal cavity and
chases it all down with dildoes after he drives to
his negligent proctologist, whos first job was ...
was as a log shredder... thus, he is used to...
tearing up dat ass, which he frequently...
THE END