so i'm at the pool hall/bar friday night with soccer buddies, it was a tournament party thing... we're watching these 2 smokin hot soccer chicks play pool with their tatas hanging out when they shoot. after a couple hours of drunken fun, they are getting ready to leave and my frenchie teammate yells "HEY LADIES!"....
apparently he has perfected this line, because this is the second time i've seen him recruit hot bitches with just that line. so they come over and chat for a while, find out that me and the frenchie guy are the married ones, so of course we are the main target of their conversations... They make fun of my socks, and chat with all of us for half an hour or so. Then i get up for a smoke, and THEY BOTH SMOKE TOO! so i spend the next 10 minutes outside smoking and talking about acid with these 2 chicks, it was good times.
ahhh, married life....