Author: [FnL]Belwar <[email protected]>     Reply to Message
Date: 7/8/2002 8:12:46 PM
Subject: Yuks


A Michigan man was having coffee and croissants
with butterand jam in a diner when a Canadian man, chewing
gum,sat down next to him. The Michigan man politely
ignored the Canadian,who, nevertheless, started up a conversation.

The Canadian snapped his gum and said, "You Michigan folk eat the whole bread?"
The Michigan man frowned,annoyed with being bothered during his
breakfast, and replied, "Of course."

The Canadian blew a huge bubble. "We don't.
In Canada, we only eat what's inside. The
crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into
croissants and sell them to Michigan."
The Canadian had a smirk on his face.

The Michigan man listened in silence. The Canadian persisted.
"D'ya eatjelly with the bread?"
Sighing, the Michigan man replied,
"Of course."

Cracking his gum between his teeth, the
Canadian said, "We don't. In Canada, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast,
then we put all the peels,seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle
them, transform them into jamand sell it to Michigan"

The Michigan man then asked, "Do you have sex in Canada?"
The Canadian smiled and said, "Why of course we do."
The Michigan leaned closer to him and asked,
"And what do you do with the condoms once
you've used them?"

"We throw them away, of course."
Now it was the Michigan mans turn to smile.
"We don't. In Michigan, we put them
in a container, recycle them, melt them down
into chewing gum and sell them to the Canadians."

[FnL]Belwar Umm uhh ya suree, just gimmie another beer first
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